Lets face it; men have an inherent attraction towards promiscuous women. Not that this is a bad thing, after all we’re lust-smitten animals driven by testosterone. So it should be no surprise that it happens as often as it does. You start dating that girl who seems too good to be true; she’s sexy, confident, and always seems to have plenty of money.

Well, obviously she’s a stripper, but you didn’t have a clue. Now you have to suffer through months of humiliation from your friends because of that night your girlfriend gave them all “lap dances”. You have the same affliction all men share, you think with the wrong head. So as not to be caught off-guard again, here is a fail-safe checklist for all men to use, memorize it and apply it to every woman you meet.

1. She knows how to pick a pool stick. (Roll it on the table and make sure it’s straight.)

2. Always conscious of her arched back and protruding chest.

3. She’s people who know people…in fact she seems to know everyone… everywhere, and all the men she greets seem overly enthused.

4. Buys those easy access panties that untie on both sides.

5. Has an array of multi colored, 4-inch, stiletto heels and she’s always looking to buy more.

6. Pays her rent (and everything else) in singles.

7. Over tips bartenders ’cause she knows what it’s like.

8. Drinks like an Irish soccer fan.

9. Drives the most expensive model of the most inexpensive car manufacturer like a Hyundai Tiburon.

10. Dresses like she might get tipped for just walking down the street.